Turns out, Furniture-gate is lame.

They were calling to say the glider is in. That's it. They distinctly told us they would NOT call with this news since it always comes in before the furniture. They are going to have quite the hefty phone bill for calling a phone located in Germany to share that news. Oh well.

In other news, I feel like a grouchy unfocused pregnant person today. I couldn't sleep last night, and I've felt like vomiting all morning. In honor of this, I'd like to highlight the things I am ready to be done with, but at the same time, the things I am thankful I am not experiencing.

Things I am so over:

-Bloody noses. I'm sick of blowing my nose and seeing a scene from a horror movie on the tissue.
-Creepy pregnancy dreams. No, I do not enjoy having dreams about taking my not fully cooked baby to a water aerobics class wrapped in a paper towel.
-Not being able to focus. I have been trying to review the same report for an hour and it is just not happening. Ooh.. a fly!
-Having to lie to the 3,000 people a day who ask me how I am feeling. It's especially joyous to have these conversations when I am experiencing a braxton hicks contraction at that very moment.
-The waddle and the cause of said waddle. Here's what no one ever told me about pregnancy. The waddle is not caused by the belly. It's caused by the fact that your crotch has swollen to 3000x's it's normal size. I wonder if Michelle Duggar's just stays that way.
-Stretchmarks on my belly. I have a whole farm going on down on the lower belly. I know they're there to stay, and I am not stressing about it, but could they at least be a little less purple?

Things I am thankful I am not dealing with:
-Peeing constantly. This kid has been nice enough to stay off of my bladder this entire pregnancy. I will give her extra snuggles for that.
-Swelling. I've been lucky enough to have absolutely zero swelling. All of my shoes still fit, even the pointy toed ones. I may feel like an enormous person, but at least I've been spared the cankles.
-Blood Pressure concerns. I've had nice, low, blood pressure this entire time. It's just nice to have one thing I don't have to worry about.
-Annoying Family Members. I don't have them. Many people end up having intense family situations arise when they are bringing a child into the world. Not us. People have been helpful and supportive when needed, but not been all over us 24/7. I'll take it.
-Any sort of actually serious issue. Goes without saying, but speaks for itself.