Time to bust out the peas.
>> Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Dearest baby,
Sorry little lady, but it's time for a bag of peas to be on your head on a nightly basis until you flip over into a head-down position. As much as I am willing to go for acupuncture starting at 34 weeks in order to help you flip, a 99 cent bag of peas is a LOT more cost-effective. Sure, I could spend $125 on one acupuncture session, but wouldn't it be more fun for that same $125 to go towards some super cute outfits or some more of your beautiful newborn photos to have around the house? If you flip over for Mommy as a result of project peas, I promise that I will not get mad if you choose to turn up your nose at said vegetable for the rest of your life. Brocolli is a lot more tasty, anyway.
Love (and somersaulty thoughts),
Your Mommy

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