To everything, turn, turn turn...

So, baby and I have an appointment set up for Friday at 2pm for a consultation with a chiropractor/acupuncturist. It's time to get this baby a-turnin'. Since this guy is kinda a two-for one deal, it will be nice to have one person trying all these different things. I'll be interested to see where he wants to start.
I'm hoping this kiddo sees this consultation like a trip to the principal's office, and she'll stop goofing off and turn around on her own. More realistically, I think she just has no idea which way is out. The amount of pressure she is putting on the top right side of my belly is unbelievable. Apparently she does not realize that my belly skin is not going to efface. Maybe she's just going to be a "think outside the box" type of girl. I never read directions either, she must have learned it from watching me.